酷男人从来不看爆炸场面

爆炸面前，是呆呆围观还是默默走开？告诉你，真男人都是默默离开的，因为酷男人从来不看爆炸场面！有视频为证──

另外，呃…什么是爆炸场面？不好意思，我没见过，是总是发生在我背后的事么？

视频来自2009的MTV Movie Awards（整个颁奖典礼都很搞笑，开篇的那一出就把我震住了），而视频中那个背着个红电吉他的正是颁奖典礼的主持人、The Lonely Island的成员、世界上最搞笑的人之一的Andy Samberg。以前听过The Lonely Island一首不和谐的歌曲Jizz In My Pants。Keyboard Solo的是大名鼎鼎的JJ Abrams，没想到他还有这么一手吧！ 

Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

 

Intro (Samberg):
It seems like these days the whole world's on fire.
Things keep blowin' the hell up,...
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin,
The real men have the nuts to walk away.

Song:
Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to..
Keep walkin', keep shinin'
Don't look back keep on walkin'
Keep struttin' slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Samberg: Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming..
Mr. Neil Diamond!

Will Ferrell: ha ha ha....Where are we?!

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion..
Keep walkin, you're cruisin..
Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline..
Denzel walks...
Will Smith walks...
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

Samberg: Going solo....JJ Abrams!

JJ Abrams solo
Yeah!
Okay.

Because,
Cool guys don't look at explosions,
Walk fast from the roaring explosion,
And don't think about the people you killed

2...3...4!
x2AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
JJ Abrams outro

最后，片中涉及到了N部经典的真男人系列电影，网络上没找到特别完整的整理。U吧在此列出部分影片（小未整理），供大家参考，欢迎补充指正！

      0:12 墨西哥往事2 Desperado
      0:29 地狱骑士 Hell Ride
      0:40 丛林奇兵 Welcome to the Jungle
      0:57 幸运数字斯莱文 Lucky Number Slevin
      1:08 钢铁侠 Ironman
      1:12 杀出个黎明 From Dusk Till Dawn
      1:14 老无所依 No Country for Old Man
      1:21 全民超人 Hancock
      1:24 生死狙击 Shooter
      1:47 辛瑞那 Syriana
      1:50 铁甲威龙 RoboCop
      1:54 蝙蝠侠前传2 黑暗骑士 Batman
      2:00 空中监狱 Con Air

      2:13 X战警前传: 金刚狼 X-Men Origins: Wolverine（青涩回味提供）