The JCB Song
Performed by: Nizlopi
Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.An' we're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woahSittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in schoolOh no...
And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even biggerAnd I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckasAnd We're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woahSittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in schoolAnd we're holdin up the bypass
oh ohMe and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woahI'm sittin on the toolbox
oh ohAnd I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school-
Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me roundAnd we're holdin' up the bypass
woahMe and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woahAnd I'm sittin on the toolbox
ohAnd I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in schoolAw, said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in hisAw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
大半夜的睡不着,就把大学期间用的硬盘翻出来,看看有没有好用的东西。
当然了,我是个喜欢唏嘘的人,无论什么事情总免不了感慨。
那这次就免了吧……
是个flash,一个被工作整累的可怜人儿(all works and no play made me a dull boy?),潦草了几笔小时候陪着老爸开JCB的涂鸦。
flash中很多幼时的影像,这中间还有擎天柱、奥特曼这类大人。
听完这首歌,我又平静了。
洗洗睡了。
我老爸叫Bruce Lee。
ps1:JCB@douban
ps2:视频本来就不是矢量绘制,这下就更不清晰了




my GOD!