在令人疯狂的“不妨弹上一小下”的留言中,ywkhaha发布了一首让人抓狂的曲子——
《弹jj弹到死》
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看到这首壮怀惨烈的曲子,我不禁笑得肝肠寸断……此曲只应天上有,怎一个“弹”字了得~
不明原因的同学请先欣赏下面的笑话——
有三个人到非洲探险,不小心偷看到了一位酋长的女儿在洗澡。被抓后,酋长问第一个人想死还是想被弹鸡鸡,他当然回答说弹鸡鸡。于是被拉下去tjj50下,惨叫……
又问第二个人想死还是想被弹jj,他犹豫了一下,好死不如赖活,他也选择了弹jj,于是被拉下去tjj100下,极其刺耳KB的惨叫……被拖回来已经奄奄一息,而且jj好象已经完全废了。
又问第三个人,想死还是想被弹jj。他犹豫半天,看看他们两个如此痛苦,而且东西也坏了,觉得选死也许会出现奇迹,起码没有那么痛苦啊,所以就壮烈地回答说:死!
于是酋长说:拉下去,弹jj弹到死……
下面是aminamu同学提供的两首新曲目
龙卷风
HE JH K JH IJI HE JH K JH IJI HE JH K JH IJI
E I IH J E I IH J F J JI K F JK JI HFE
E I IH J E I IH J F J JI K F JK JI HFE
MJ JH HF HL LI IG GE GH F HF HFHHIJK KI I JK
LKJ JKL LKJ JO LKJ JKL LKJ JHI JL LHI JL LHI HI HI JIJKJK
MJ JH HF HL LI IG GE GH F HF HFHHIJK KI I JK
LKJ JKL LKJ JO LKJ JKL LKJ JHI JL LHI JL LHI HI HI JK LO
OHE JH K JH IJI HE JH K JH IJI HE JH K JH IJI
爱情转移
E FHIH IJ J JIH IJ J JIH I HHF H IIJ
J EFHIH IH LLJ IJ IH J JIH I IIII HHFI
E FH IH IJL J IH IJ M JIH I HHF H IIJL
E FH IH IHM L JJ IH J J IH I IIII HHFH
H ON OM O MML ML JI JL M L L MLMMMMMLLM L J
H IJ LJ I H H IJ LK IH
H HH OOOOOMMO MLLH ON ON ML ML JI JL M L L ML MMMMMLLM L J
H IJ LJ I H H IJ MJ IH O
O MO ML L ML JI JI H FH HI H
O MO P O O PO MO Q P O MO P O




卡农(括号是一起按)
H-JLO E-ILN F-HJM C-GIL
D-FHK A-EHJ D-FHK E-GIL
(HQ)-JLO (EP)-GIL (OF)-HJM (NC)-GJL
(MD)-FHK (LA)-CEH (MD)-FHK (NE)-GIL
ONOH (G B )LIJ (CH)ONM (CN)QST
(DR)QPR (QA)PON (DM)LKJ (EI)KJI
(EH)IJK (EG)ILK (FJ)MLK (CL)KJI
(DH)FMN (AO)NML (DK)JIM LML
(SJ)QRS-QR(SE)LMNOPQR
(FQ)OPQ-JK(GL)MLKLJKL
(FK)MLK-JI(JE)IHIJKLM
(FK)MLM-NO(GL)MNOPQRS
(SI)QRS-QR(SE)LMNOPQR
(FQ)OPQ-JK(GL)MLKLJKL
(FK)MLK-JI(EJ)IHIJKLM
(FK)MLM-NO(GL)MNOPQRS
(HQ)-JLO (EP)-GIL (OF)-HJM (NC)-GJL
(MD)-FHK (LA)-CEH (MD)-FHK (NE)-GILNQOQPO
朋友传来的谱。
MMNNOONNMMJJHHFFLLKKJKLK KKLLMMNNLLIIKKJJIIKJ
JFHJIJ FHJIJ FHKJK FHKJK KJKKLLMLMJ
QMOQPQ MOQPQ MORQR MORQR RQRRSSTSTQ
O JJKK IINN IIJJ HHMLM HHII GJIJ
O OOPP ONML LMLJ O OOPP ONML LMLM
囧~
真的笑的我肝肠寸断,泪流成河啊。